Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers #3) by Tara Sivec
Release Date: November 30, 2012
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Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives - well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.
With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.
Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the disconnected duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple's lives.
In the third installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage, or will they trouble they're having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?
Excerpt
Basically I'm afraid to have sex with my husband. He's always loved my vagina. He even has a shirt that says ''I love my wife's vagina." What if having sex with me now is like fucking a bowl of Jell-O Jigglers? That is not at all hot. Especially if they're green Jell-O Jigglers. I'm not saying my vagina is green, but I'm sure it's jiggly. I shook it a little when I looked at it in the mirror and it definitely wiggled when it jiggled. Vaginas should never jiggle.
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Tara Sivec is The Queen of funny smut. The fucking Queen. Who wouldn't want to get into the mind of The Queen?! Well, lucky for us peasants, she has given us a glimpse into the hilariously genius workings of her brain with The Chocolate Lovers Series. In case you skipped the ginormous text above, the third and final book of the series, Troubles and Treats, will be released on November 30, 2012. Can I get a "HELL YEAAAAAH"?! The first two books of the series, Seduction and Snacks and Futures and Frosting (click on the titles to read my reviews) are now bestsellers and will make you pee yourself from laughing so hard. Seriously. Don't say I didn't warn you. They can both be purchased on Amazon and don't worry, I've made the ability to buy them a little easier on you. Just click on the beautiful covers below and it will take you to the Amazon link; see, I'm here for y'all. You're welcome.
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About the Author
Tara Sivec is a best selling author, wife, mom, chauffeur, cheerleading coach, soccer coach, babysitter, short-order cook, genius and albino squirrel hunter. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to read, write, and cover things in chocolate. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them, the names have been changed to protect the innocent (aka, drunk).
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